Take It Easy

My dad used to sing this song, and I heard it on the radio today. Here's to you, Pop.


Well, I'm running down the road
Tryin' to loosen my load
Ive got seven women on
My mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says shes a friend of mine
Take it easy, take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
Drive you crazy
Lighten up while you still can
Don't even try to understand
Just find a place to make your stand
And take it easy
Well, I'm a standing on a corner
In Winslow, Arizona
And such a fine sight to see
Its a girl, my lord, in a flatbed
Ford slowin' down to take a look at me.
Come on, baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet love is
Gonna save me.
We may lose and we may win though
We will never be here again
So open up, I'm climbin' in,
So take it easy
Well I'm running down the road trying to loosen
My load, got a world of trouble on my mind
Lookin' for a lover who wont blow my
Cover, shes so hard to find
Take it easy, take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own
Wheels make you crazy
Come on baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet love is
Gonna save me, oh oh oh
Oh we got it easy
We oughta take it easy

A Cowboy's Guide to Life...

also known as the Cowboy Ten Commandments

1. Don't squat with your spurs on.
   
2. Don’t interfere with something that ain’t bothering you none.
3. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
4. Always drink upstream from the herd.
5. Telling a man to git and making him do it are two entirely different propositions.
6. When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.
7. If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still back there.
8. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
9. If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
10. And never, ever, miss a good opportunity to shut up.

Guitar Hero Roadies

Bunnies

I've got a theory: it could be bunnies.


Bunnie aren't just cute like everybody supposes.
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.
And what's with all the carrots.
What do they need such good eyesight for anyways?

Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies!