Reasons Zombies Make Cool Parents

Not my creation, but really fun. Just had to post. It's from the Zits comic strip this year for Halloween week.

A Cowboy's Guide to Life...

also known as the Cowboy Ten Commandments

1. Don't squat with your spurs on.
   
2. Don’t interfere with something that ain’t bothering you none.
3. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
4. Always drink upstream from the herd.
5. Telling a man to git and making him do it are two entirely different propositions.
6. When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.
7. If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still back there.
8. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
9. If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
10. And never, ever, miss a good opportunity to shut up.

Random Funny Pictures

Turkey Dance

This year's Turkey Dance was even more fun with the addition of the Clapping stanza.
2008 Thanksgiving Day Turkey Dance!

Oh! Don't forget to rate it! The more high ratings it gets the higher it will be on the viewing lists.

Food for Thought

THESE clever landscape photos prove art is a matter of taste – they are made from the contents of a FRIDGE.



Artist Carl Warner, 44, combines several images to create the amazing scenes, including a broccoli forest, bread mountains, cheese village and smoked salmon sea.



The dad-of-four plans to turn the photos into a book to encourage kids to eat more healthily. But he admits his own children still have trouble eating their greens. Carl, of Tonbridge, Kent, said: “But at least they don’t play with their food as much as I do.”

Revelry

I've found this great cool web-site: www.reverendfun.com
It's got some cute, religiously based, comics that are actually pretty funny. Here's one I thought fit on this page... but check it out for yourself.